Laughter & Rum Cake: Shortest distance between people but don't eat & drive!

This recipe for Rum Cake looks delicious. It was shared by my sister during the holiday season and I couldn't stop laughing. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people,

 laughter is therapeutic with many of the same benefits as exercise,

 and laughter is contagious. Did I say that it lifts the spirit?

Enjoy the Rum Cake but don't eat and drive.

            BEST RUM CAKE EVER     

            (recipe donated by Von)

1 or 2 Quarts of Rum                                 Baking Powder

1 cup butter                                               1 tsp. soda

1 tsp. sugar                                                Lemon Juice                           

2 large eggs                                               Brown Sugar

1 cup dried fruit                                          Nuts

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Before you start, sample the rum to check for quality, Good, isn’t it?

Now, go ahead.  Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc.

Check the rum again.  It must be just right.  To be sure the Rum is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup of Rum into a glass.  Drink it as fast as you can.  Repeat.

With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one seaspoon of thugar and beat again.

Meanwhile, continue making sure the Rum is of the finest quality.  Cry another cup.  Open second quart if nethethary.

Add 2 large leggs, 2 cups fried druit, and beat until high, if druit gets stuck in beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriber.

Sample the Rum again., checking for toncistenity.

Next, sift 3 cups of pepper or salt (it really doen’t matter.)

Sample Rum again.

Sift ½ pint of lemon juice.  Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts.  Add 1 babblespoon of brown thuger, or whatever color you can find. Wix mel.

Grease boven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees.  Now poor the whole mess into the boven and ake.

Check the Rum again, and bo to ged.